I worked for a while at a Wal-Mart store, selling sporting goods.
As an employee of Wal-Mart you are sometimes required to make store-wide pages, e.g.,"I have a customer in hardware
who needs assistance at the paint counter." One night a tentative female voice came over the intercom system with
the following message: "I have a customer by the balls in toys who needs assistance."
A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeders.
But one day, everyone was under the speed limit, the officer found the problem: a 10 year old boy was standing on the
side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." A little more investigative work led the
officer to the boy's accomplice, another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading "TIPS" and a
bucket at his feet, full of change.
